Girls

They bother me.

They post about they want a guy that does this this this and that and you go down the list checking every item off and you're like sweet! Then you confront them and they're like no, we couldn't, I don't want to ruin our friendship... Please! You were just crying about how you don't have a man for Valentines Day, you want a guy to love you, treat you right, cuddle, surprise you, go out of his way for you, make you laugh and smile, be a shoulder to cry on, etc... I don't know how many women I've encountered like this personally lately. Like I said, y'all bother me. Don't be asking for things you don't want. Don't be that family on the roof tops in a flood telling every boat that comes by that you're going to be OK because God is sending you a Helicopter....Your opportunities are literally passing you by, and you're going to drown, alone.... I wish y'all the best. Go Dodgers!